This is the online diary of me, the world's randiest frog.
Monday, 12 February 2007
Malcolm hits the web
Today I made the decision to hit the world wide web. This will be a diary of 2007 from my point of view. I will hope to include my adventures, and details of my conquests.
I am a randy little frog. I live the life of an international porn star. I currently live in Nottingham with some humans (Stephen and |Emma), but one day will get a lilly pad all of my own.
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