I get my annual bath

Two weeks ago, I got a bath. Now I am clean on the outside, but I am still a dirty boy on the inside. Despite water being my natural habitat, it was an unusual experience. Where most frogs have skin, I have fluff. It took me two days to dry, but I hope my new appearance will lead to an improved love life.

Me prior to my wash, dirty boy

I've just got in, nice and warm

I'm soaked, unfortunately the soap is hiding my talents

Malcolm hits the web

Today I made the decision to hit the world wide web. This will be a diary of 2007 from my point of view. I will hope to include my adventures, and details of my conquests.